The New Patient Engine
Your posts, your voice, written for you – whenever you need them.
Your own personal content assistant. It learns your clinic’s voice once, then writes warm, compliant, patient-winning content every time you ask. No tech skills needed. Ever.
TRUSTED by over 1,100 clinic owners worldwide since 2013 • TRUSTED by over 1,100 clinic owners worldwide since 2013
This is for you if…
✓ You know you should be posting, but weeks slip by and the page sits quiet
✓ Writing about yourself feels awkward, so you put it off – again
✓ Everything you’ve tried sounds like everyone else’s posts, not like you
✓ You worry about saying the wrong thing and falling foul of the advertising rules
✓ You’d rather be treating patients than staring at a blinking cursor
The thing is, silence costs you patients
Somewhere near you right now, someone is in pain. They’re scrolling their phone at 10pm, wondering who can help and who they can trust.
If your clinic hasn’t posted since March, they scroll straight past. Not because you’re not brilliant at what you do – but because they can’t see you.
And yet the fix was never “post more”. It was making posting effortless enough that it actually happens. That’s what the Engine does.
How it works
STEP ONE
Tell us about your clinic – five minutes, in your own words. Your team, your patients, how you talk, what makes your clinic yours.
STEP TWO
We build your personal Engine around your answers and email you your private link within five working days. Yours alone, tuned to your clinic.
STEP THREE
Ask it for a post, a newsletter, a blog, a video script – and watch it write in your voice. You give it your professional once-over, then post. Done before your coffee’s cold.
What’s included
✓ Your own personal New Patient Engine, built for you and private to your clinic
✓ Trained on your voice, your team, your patients and your local area
✓ Advertising-safe by design – it knows the ASA and CAP rules for osteopaths, chiropractors and acupuncturists, and quietly keeps you the right side of them
✓ Short, technophobe-proof video lessons – if you can send a text, you can do this
✓ Your prompt library – ready-made ideas to ask your Engine on the days inspiration is thin
✓ The Magnetic Marketing Workshop – CPD-worthy training on attracting your ideal patients
✓ Real human support from Team Osteobiz – you are never left alone with the tech
Why Osteobiz built this
Osteobiz has spent over 13 years helping more than 1,100 clinics get properly booked up, and one problem never goes away: brilliant practitioners going quiet online because writing about themselves feels hard, awkward or risky.
Gilly Woodhouse built the Engine to end that – because every silent clinic page is a person in pain who never found you. This isn’t about marketing, really. It’s one human being helping another human being back to health. The Engine just makes sure they can find you.
Your investment
£247
One payment, including VAT. Your Engine is yours – no subscription.
When you order today, you’ll answer five minutes of questions about your clinic, and your personal Engine will be in your inbox within five working days. Then you’ll wonder how you ever managed without it.
I'm really not techy. Honestly.
Perfect – you’re exactly who this was built for. If you can send a text message, you can use your Engine. The lessons are short videos showing every single click, and if you get stuck a real human at Team Osteobiz will sort you out, including hopping on a quick call.
Will it actually sound like me?
Yes – that’s the whole point. Your Engine is built around your own words about your clinic, your team and how you talk. It’s not a generic tool with your name on it; it’s yours.
What about the advertising rules?
Built in from day one. Your Engine follows the ASA and CAP guidance on what osteopaths, chiropractors and acupuncturists can and can’t claim, so what it drafts keeps you the right side of the line. You always give everything your professional once-over before posting – your Engine drafts, you decide.
Do I need to pay for anything else?
Your Engine runs on ChatGPT, which has a free version that works perfectly well for this. No extra subscriptions needed.
Can my team use it too?
Yes – your private link can be shared with your own team, and your Engine knows who’s who so each practitioner can create content in their own voice.
How quickly will I have it?
Within five working days of your answers landing with us – usually sooner. Meanwhile your lessons, prompt library and the Magnetic Marketing Workshop are ready the moment you order
Somewhere near you, someone is in pain and searching. When your clinic shows up warmly and consistently, you’re the one they trust. Let your Engine do the writing, so you can do the helping.
Ways to work together
There are multiple pathways into Osteobiz depending on your stage and ambition.
Explore the route that fits you best.
My Clients have A Lot To Say
"My clinic has been so popular now I've built a solid business that I've been able to take time off for maternity leave. My associates have been able to take the list and keep everything running smoothly while I handle social media lightly in the background."
"I had a clinic group webinar with Gilly today, and she was absolutely fantastic. She was engaging, informative and inspiring. I feel like I've got some great ways to improve my online presence, and I look forward to putting it into practice. She's given me the get up and go and the confidence that I severely lacked regarding online posting!"
"I almost wish I'd never met Gilly!!! I am so busy I can hardly keep up with my patients, I only have to talk to her and more seem to come out of the woodwork, she's a whizz at what she does. Thank you so much for all the fantastic advice, help and support"